sorry, the yellow brick road is under construction

Email conversation with Zack from IT

Me: ya, gotta let a brother know when you change his password, champ. Ha.

Zack: haha, im sorry, you weren’t answering your phone and it needed to be reset! Next time answer your phone, Dick. (See what I did there? Its your name not a pejorative term)

Me: it is, in fact, “it’s”, not “its”, Zack, from IT. (See what I did there I used “from IT” as a pejorative prepositional phrase)

Zack: touché

Im choosing not to post the pleasant conversation that proceeded this part.