January 2012
8 posts
1 tag
That awkward moment when you call your coworker over to look at the Samuel Adams logo stuck to a tree branch outside of your fifth floor window and he points out that it’s tree fungus.
So
I just found out that this game i play with myself where, daily, I beat my record of how long I hold my pee is actually reallllly bad for you.
So, don’t hold your pee in guys, apparently it puts a looooooota miles between you and “Depends”.
I’m just going to go ahead and say “the clash“‘s self titled record is my favorite album of all time. Call me what you will, but listen to it all the way through in one sitting and I defy you to cross me.
It’s just so good. So good.
Adam Sandler is the white Tyler Perry.
– (via drencrome)
Whoa…
I think I’m hating myself for liking this new “fucked up” record. But I do like it. Like. A lot.
December 2011
4 posts
the greater the freedom the higher the cost
– Strike Anywhere
gentlesirens:
Our second show is TONIGHT!
Cost: $5 / Doors Open: 8pm / Play Time: 10:15
New Brookland Tavern in Columbia: http://g.co/maps/yycfv
Fb: https://www.facebook.com/events/309494239063834
If you’re in the area, come on down! We’re playing with some close friends of ours who are in some amazing bands
November 2011
10 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Hot Water Music (7)
Converge (2)
Black Sabbath (1)
bryan hatchell (1)
Reggie And The Full Effect (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (103)
Jawbreaker (16)
Ryan Adams (15)
Four Year Strong (14)
Elvis Presley (11)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Arcade Fire (23)
Passion Pit (18)
Yeasayer (16)
The xx (12)
Saves The Day (10)
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I’ve lost all faith in my genius playlist maker on my iPod. I attempted to make a play list based on “ruiner” what I got was nada surf, she and him, vampire weekend & death cab. I’m not complaining, but it’s the principal of the thing. Ya know?
I really hate seeing an ICP “hatchetman” sticker on a nice car with a normal looking soccer mom, or banker-type man driving.
Furthermore, I really hate knowing what an ICP “hatchetman” sticker looks like.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Criteria (11)
Coma Cinema (5)
Beck (4)
MBJR (4)
The Appleseed Cast (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
October 2011
7 posts
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-teen-smoking-... →
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
4 posts
Opening the cigarette pack in your pocket to find the pack empty: sad.
Opening that same pack five minutes later to find a cigarette: excitement…which then leads to crippling depression due to your possible brain tumor blocking important neural sensors.
at the end of every hard earned day people find some reason to believe
– bruce springsteen
July 2011
6 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Jason Anderson (16)
Kanye West & Jay-Z (11)
Frank Turner (1)
Bon Iver (1)
A Wilhelm Scream (1)
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Dear NYC tumblr people
What should Lauren and I do while we are in the city the first week of august? Any ideas? Places? Things? Odd, weird, quirky shit?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Mock Orange (12)
Black Lips (5)
Frank Turner (2)
MBJR (2)
Modest Mouse (2)
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Email conversation with Zack from IT
Me: ya, gotta let a brother know when you change his password, champ. Ha.
Zack: haha, im sorry, you weren’t answering your phone and it needed to be reset! Next time answer your phone, Dick. (See what I did there? Its your name not a pejorative term)
Me: it is, in fact, “it’s”, not “its”, Zack, from IT. (See what I did there I used “from IT” as a...
June 2011
11 posts
My little sister just put a winky frowny face on twitter as so: ;-(
I then spent ten minutes attempting to make the face to see if it passes as an actual expression.
My conclusion: no, it does not. Maybe she just has something in her eye.
This is what it’s all about. The great western skies. The Best Western...
– Don Delillo “White Noise”
Instagram
Making douche bags think they have artistic talent since 2010.
The grown up version of your mom hanging your drawings on the fridge and saying you have a beautiful singing voice.
I’ve got this wanderlust.
One line movie summaries...
Team America: World Police
Maaaaatttt Daaaammmmon, puppets fuck and vomit on each other; best thing ever.
One line movie summaries...
Green Zone
The Bourne Trilogy, in Iraq; propaganda, sans Julia Stiles, gay.
One line movie summaries...
The Bourne Ultimatum
Everything you already knew and now understand, Matt Damon has an awesome fight scene where he jumps across buildings through a window; Julia Stiles? End.
I wasn’t going to do this but alltheclocksinthecity challenged me I feel like.
One line movie summaries...
The Bourne Supremacy
Matt Damon still doesnt know who he is, slavic chick dies (but they fuck again), Matt Damon is pissed. End.
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The Bourne Identity
Matt Damon doesnt know who he is and fucks a semi-attractive slavic chick. End.