January 2012
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That awkward moment when you call your coworker over to look at the Samuel Adams logo stuck to a tree branch outside of your fifth floor window and he points out that it’s tree fungus.
Jan 23rd
So
I just found out that this game i play with myself where, daily, I beat my record of how long I hold my pee is actually reallllly bad for you. So, don’t hold your pee in guys, apparently it puts a looooooota miles between you and “Depends”.
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Jan 10th
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I’m just going to go ahead and say “the clash“‘s self titled record is my favorite album of all time. Call me what you will, but listen to it all the way through in one sitting and I defy you to cross me. It’s just so good. So good.
Jan 10th
“Adam Sandler is the white Tyler Perry.”
– (via drencrome) Whoa…
Jan 7th
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I think I’m hating myself for liking this new “fucked up” record. But I do like it. Like. A lot.
Jan 4th
December 2011
4 posts
Dec 15th
Dec 12th
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“the greater the freedom the higher the cost”
– Strike Anywhere
Dec 8th
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WatchWatch
gentlesirens: Our second show is TONIGHT! Cost: $5 / Doors Open: 8pm / Play Time: 10:15 New Brookland Tavern in Columbia: http://g.co/maps/yycfv Fb: https://www.facebook.com/events/309494239063834 If you’re in the area, come on down! We’re playing with some close friends of ours who are in some amazing bands
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
10 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Hot Water Music (7) Converge (2) Black Sabbath (1) bryan hatchell (1) Reggie And The Full Effect (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (103) Jawbreaker (16) Ryan Adams (15) Four Year Strong (14) Elvis Presley (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Arcade Fire (23) Passion Pit (18) Yeasayer (16) The xx (12) Saves The Day (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 17th
Listenjesse lacey covering jawbreaker? thank you very...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
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I’ve lost all faith in my genius playlist maker on my iPod. I attempted to make a play list based on “ruiner” what I got was nada surf, she and him, vampire weekend & death cab. I’m not complaining, but it’s the principal of the thing. Ya know?
Nov 16th
I really hate seeing an ICP “hatchetman” sticker on a nice car with a normal looking soccer mom, or banker-type man driving. Furthermore, I really hate knowing what an ICP “hatchetman” sticker looks like.
Nov 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Criteria (11) Coma Cinema (5) Beck (4) MBJR (4) The Appleseed Cast (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 5th
October 2011
7 posts
Oct 28th
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-teen-smoking-... →
Oct 24th
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September 2011
2 posts
Sep 20th
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Sep 15th
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August 2011
4 posts
Aug 30th
Opening the cigarette pack in your pocket to find the pack empty: sad. Opening that same pack five minutes later to find a cigarette: excitement…which then leads to crippling depression due to your possible brain tumor blocking important neural sensors.
Aug 15th
Aug 10th
“at the end of every hard earned day people find some reason to believe”
– bruce springsteen
Aug 8th
July 2011
6 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Jason Anderson (16) Kanye West & Jay-Z (11) Frank Turner (1) Bon Iver (1) A Wilhelm Scream (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 28th
Dear NYC tumblr people
What should Lauren and I do while we are in the city the first week of august? Any ideas? Places? Things? Odd, weird, quirky shit?
Jul 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Mock Orange (12) Black Lips (5) Frank Turner (2) MBJR (2) Modest Mouse (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 21st
Email conversation with Zack from IT
Me: ya, gotta let a brother know when you change his password, champ. Ha. Zack: haha, im sorry, you weren’t answering your phone and it needed to be reset! Next time answer your phone, Dick. (See what I did there? Its your name not a pejorative term) Me: it is, in fact, “it’s”, not “its”, Zack, from IT. (See what I did there I used “from IT” as a...
Jul 11th
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June 2011
11 posts
My little sister just put a winky frowny face on twitter as so: ;-( I then spent ten minutes attempting to make the face to see if it passes as an actual expression. My conclusion: no, it does not. Maybe she just has something in her eye.
Jun 27th
“This is what it’s all about. The great western skies. The Best Western...”
– Don Delillo “White Noise”
Jun 26th
Instagram
Making douche bags think they have artistic talent since 2010. The grown up version of your mom hanging your drawings on the fridge and saying you have a beautiful singing voice.
Jun 26th
I’ve got this wanderlust.
Jun 16th
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One line movie summaries...
Team America: World Police Maaaaatttt Daaaammmmon, puppets fuck and vomit on each other; best thing ever.
Jun 10th
One line movie summaries...
Green Zone The Bourne Trilogy, in Iraq; propaganda, sans Julia Stiles, gay.
Jun 10th
One line movie summaries...
The Bourne Ultimatum Everything you already knew and now understand, Matt Damon has an awesome fight scene where he jumps across buildings through a window; Julia Stiles? End. I wasn’t going to do this but alltheclocksinthecity challenged me I feel like.
Jun 10th
One line movie summaries...
The Bourne Supremacy Matt Damon still doesnt know who he is, slavic chick dies (but they fuck again), Matt Damon is pissed. End.
Jun 9th
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One line movie summaries...
The Bourne Identity Matt Damon doesnt know who he is and fucks a semi-attractive slavic chick. End.
Jun 9th