That awkward moment when you call your coworker over to look at the Samuel Adams logo stuck to a tree branch outside of your fifth floor window and he points out that it’s tree fungus.
So
I just found out that this game i play with myself where, daily, I beat my record of how long I hold my pee is actually reallllly bad for you.
So, don’t hold your pee in guys, apparently it puts a looooooota miles between you and “Depends”.
i do remember @liebehillary, i remember being like, “thats a good looking beast”. and then i remember watching the “three caballeros” and remembered that i was, in fact, straight.
Hey, whatever, I think Belle is the prettiest princess and that Minnie Mouse is mostly really annoying in that Snow White prissy way. AND WHY DOESN’T DONALD DUCK WEAR PANTS, BUT HE WEARS A TOWEL WHEN HE GETS OUTTA THE SHOWER?
to address your question in inverse order, donald duck wears no pants because; he’s a dancer and dancers need nothing to do the no-pants dance, and i used to have a sweatshirt that my parents bought me in disney world for my fourth birthday that was a minnie mouse hologram. and it was my favorite. also, agreed, belle was the best, the only brunette disney princess that stole my heart. minus “three cabbleros”. watch that movie and you’d be speaking spanish too, i have the vhs if you wanna hit that magnetic tape?
i do remember @liebehillary, i remember being like, “thats a good looking beast”. and then i remember watching the “three caballeros” and remembered that i was, in fact, straight.
This is just bumming me out now.
Beastiality is never attractive.
I’m just going to go ahead and say “the clash“‘s self titled record is my favorite album of all time. Call me what you will, but listen to it all the way through in one sitting and I defy you to cross me.
It’s just so good. So good.
“ Adam Sandler is the white Tyler Perry.
(via drencrome)
Whoa…
